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June 2009

dude.

My pimpness is fucking up man. Like I was like shawty I’m a pimp, I got the hottest guys number at the party well besides my boos squeezy jeff and frankie and of course kareem raph danny blah blah, got it anyways I already have their numbers so they don’t count. Well yea, I got this kid gabe’s number and it was pretty random how we started talking and shit. I know me being miss flirt said something to him first, he gave me a shot of jack which by the way was disgustinnnnngggggg. Well yea and then I would flirt and be like, neh I’m not going to tell you then I’ll giving away my “game” lmfaoo. I’m retarded. Whatevs, so I was about to leave and he’s like aw your leaving so soon. So I said no not yet. Then I went for a smoking break and came back o_0. Then everyone’s leaving cause the party is over I’m like wha the?!? Gay. So, I’m going to say bye to everyone and then some kid comes up to me and goes oh well he wants to know your name. And it was so funny because I had forgotten his name to so I was like well i’ll give you mine if you give me yours again. So his name is Gabriel, but when getting his number I put Gabe which is so much easier and shorter. Yea whatever that isn’t the point to my story. The point is he tells me he has a freaking girlfriend I’m like WTF!?! And you got my number why? Like okay, someone is trying to play the player and I’m not likeing it one bit! I was so freaking disappointed man, no lie. I was at work saying what the fuck to myself. I’m saying to myself like damn I was just pimped, and I’m usually the pimp. And on top of that he’s like I hope this doesn’t change anything -______- . I will drop you like a fly. I barely know anything about you so I’m not losing much. I wanted to get to know you, but I don’t know if I should use him and lose him or just be nice for the meantime to have a new person to chill with because I like meeting new people and when I get bored drop him because it isn’t going to go anywhere. He better not make any move on Tuesday when we go to the movies, nope nope nope. Or even better I can make him want me so much and then never give him anything! Now I’m thinking. Play the player lmfaooooo! It’s so funny what shizzle comes out my freaking mouth.

May 31, 2009

May 2009

May 31, 2009
May 31, 2009
I will forget you by tomorrow BUT RIGHT NOW, Oh Man
May 30, 2009
Night Out with Danny,

katherine Elizabeth: Coorslight, now I know the meaning of “light.” (lmfaaoooooooo)

daniel Esteban: Remember, yea, I didn’t trip here yet. (LOLLLLLL)

Danny: What time does Slappy work? Katie: Lmfao open. Danny:  What time is open? Hahahaha Katie: 9am lmfaaoooooooo!

May 30, 2009
Listen

Plain White T’s, 1234

May 29, 2009
Timothy Guest

My brother moved out yesterday =( Now who’s going to sing and dance randomly with only underwear on throughout the house? And entertain me with his stories. And cook!

May 29, 2009
May 29, 2009
We Might As Well Be Strangers

I don’t know your face no more
Or feel your touch that I adore
I don’t know your face no more
It’s just a place I’m looking for
We might as well be strangers in another town
We might as well be living in a different world
We might as well
We might as well
We might as well

I don’t know your thoughts these days
We’re strangers in an empty space
I don’t understand your heart
It’s easier to be apart

We might as well be strangers in another town
We might as well be living in a another time
We might as well
We might as well
We might as well be strangers
Be strangers
For all I know of you now
For all I know of you now
For all I know of you now
For all I know

May 29, 2009
May 25, 2009
May 25, 2009
my arm o_0

So I forgot I never talked about my soldier wound on my arm o_0. Well my Bryan graduated from college well I think his associates which is pretty awesome so we celebrate on Thursday! We go to some bar we laugh, we drink, he gives me some nasty ass shot that tastes like liquorish I’m alll like WOAAAHH! How the hell can you down this shit I hate liquorish! Well whatever my friend Luis from journeys was there Jonathan, Sasha, Johnny blah blah all these people. So we get out of the bar and head back to Jonathan’s place. This is where I meet some cool ass people and get trashed ;D. Ah some good times. Well when I had smoked for the second time that night I was heading to the batheroom and I don’t know, it was a big blur, but one second I was walking and the next second I had tripped into this sharp as metal thing, which I think was a thermastat. So now I have this slice in my arm and you can see the tissue, ewwwwwwwwwwwww. I was gushing blood and every drunk person in the house was like go to the hospital, but like WTF how does it look if a drunk girl goes to the hospital hahaha idiots. So yea they clean it and patch it up and I smoke a calming down blunt which was pretty great. I was wasted by the end of the night ;] satisfactory night.

May 25, 2009

Have you ever had a cafe cramp that it’s just this excrusiating pain that doesn’t go away until you massage it?

Ahhhhhhh this morning that happened and I was dieing!

May 24, 2009
forgiven.

I want to be  forgiven. I want to hold you in my arms again. To be forgiven, ‘cause I still need a friend… I never meant to cause you trouble; I never meant to do you harm.

May 24, 2009
Katy Perry,

If the past is the problem then the future will solve them.

May 22, 2009
May 19, 2009
weheartit.com

“I can see beauty where others see ugliness. That either makes me an artist, or a person of very poor taste.”

May 19, 2009
Listen

Mercy Drive, Memory

May 19, 2009

blahfacebrittany:

Don’t trust guys who constantly shower you with words that make your insides squishy. If they’re that good at making you feel that good… chances are, you aren’t the only one.

Oh that is so true.

May 19, 2009
Saturday,

I went to Bayonne and had an awesome time. Me and Kareem, bestfriend adventures again like always <3. We got there soooooooooo late though, like around 1:30am. It felt like this huge ass mission and that we’d never get there. Freaking Bryan gave me wrong directions because he was so fucked up before I even got there. Well yea so me and kareem finally gets there and I walk in and see my old co-manager Jonathan I’m like WOOOAH! He’s all like, “Oh shit Katherine man I haven’t seen you in forever, I miss you…” yadi yadi yada, and we have like this long as hug. Yes he was so drunk, it was pretty great (LMAO). So after I say what’s up to Bryan. I meet some people in the house, all the guys there need to introduce themselves o_0. I’m like yea hi, I’m not gonna remember your name or yours or yours. Well yea so me and Kareem start drinking. And him being a lucky light weight he freaking get’s drunk off the 40 old english and I’m like damn nothing yet for me. Well then we all go for a smoking break and there’s an L getting passed around, so I’m like let me get shum! Yes now I was feeling something 0_0.  Yes amazing. And Bryan was flirting with me telling me to go by him all this stuff and I was by Kareem getting shotties and giving them to him and Luis. It was good shit. So then after me and Kareem go inside and we drink our 40s, but then I’m looking in the fridge for some beers and there’s nothing left I’m like wtf these animals haha. Then this cool ass dude Matt goes, you know what come with me. So we go into his room where I see this small fridge and he gives me this huge ass can I’m like your the fucking dude, you are now the best guy in this house! And then some other cutie George had to chime in and was like well we’re a package deal so does that mean I’m the coolest dude too? And I like ahhh uhm sure (Lol). Drunkin’ people are funny. So Matt tried to sit next to me and we were all chatty and stuff. And I told Kareem how he gave me this huge ass beer and he’s like aw lucky, but we found one laying on the table so Kareem drank that. Wow this story is long. This is only the beginning of the night. Well yes, my guy friends were obsessed with my ass for some reason I’m like okay wha the? Calm down, you guys are all drunk. Like I got hit on by random people -_- annoying. Like sure attention is good, but not so much. But whatever that’s a totally new topic. Well yes I danced with my fly ass co-manager hehe. He ended up with his shirt off passed out on the rug, HILARIOUS! I chilled with Bryan a lot that night for some reason. Like we found each other and he would just come to me. Oh and the girls there we awesome! Their all like “I love you Katie, you a cool ass chick!” They were dancing and Kareem’s like oh go dance I’m like fuck it, I’m trashed. There was a point where Kareem was sitting there with his head down for a good half hour. I was getting worried, but then like an hour later I feel sick, so I’m just sitting there with my head down. I run to the batheroom and I can’t throw up, so I make my self do it to feel better. And I was rather fine afterwards just mega tired. Oh and my fucking sandals broke! One breaks and I’m like okay, but I have the other one. Yea that’s what I thought, these drunk fuckers stepping everywhere. Well by like 4:45am Bryan asks me to lay with him and we both just knock out on the floor. Then Kareem’s like “Katie wake up it’s 5:20 we have to leave!” I’m like oh shit man. So I get up kiss everyone goodbye and bounce. I’m so fucked up at this point and my sandals and Kareem is feeling better, but he’s super hungry. We walk to mcy ds but it’s closed, so we just go to the lightrail and George, Jay, and some other girls are like the train comes in another hr I’m like oh man. Long story short, we heard it coming while we were leaving so we ran blah blah. I get home at 7am.

Ah there are so many interesting details I left out, but I’ll leave that to what happens at a party stays at the party because it’s too freaking long to write.

May 18, 2009
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